Thursday, August 30, 2007

On the road...

After following a young woman for about five miles, I was next to her at a stoplight. I took the oppotunity to engage in some conversation. After all, it takes a village, right?

Me: Nice use of the signals, sweetheart!

Her: How'm I supposed to use the signals? Huh?

She turns and shows me her hands.

In one was a cell phone.

In the other, a cigarette.

Me: Ooops. My mistake.

Let's see...

Next step?

Rehab.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Beat the heat!

On these very hot days, this is most soothing.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Brain Suck...