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Happy Friday the 13th!

Friday the 13th???

Not that I'm superstitious or anything. After all, I live with a black cat. Who crossed my path this morning. On Friday the 13th!

Maybe I should just go home and get in bed and stay there where nothing can happen.

Wait, I don't mean NOTHING ever happens in my bed. Well, nothing that could be considered harmful. Or dangerous. Well, maybe a little dangerous. Sometimes. Well, not really dangerous. I would say risky. Yeah, maybe a little risky or ...

Oh nevermind!