Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Turn Signals Are Our Friends

You know that little stick thing on the left side of your steering column?

It’s called a turn signal.

If you are turning left, you push it down. If you are turning right, you pull it up. Then it magically sends a message to the lights on the outside of your car which lets people know which way you are turning. If you are going straight, you don’t push it up or down. No lights will come on and then the people who are trying to drive safely will know to wait while you come across the street because people who are going straight have the right-of-way over people who are making a left turn.

It’s all really very simple you inconsiderate moron.

2 Comments:

Blogger Darkmoon said...

NO KIDDING!

July 08, 2009 4:44 PM  
Blogger Fecund Stench said...

If they would simply ticket a few infractions...

July 08, 2009 8:10 PM  

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