Let's set our sights a little higher, shall we?
Ah, maybe I just want too much.
A Soulless Vessel of Self-Aggrandizement
"Ludwig, 30, of Chicago, applied for the card after his own father bought Bubba a 12-gauge Beretta shotgun as a gift. The weapon will probably be kept at Ludwig's father's house until the boy is at least 14."I'm glad some common sense has prevailed and "the weapon will probably be kept at Ludwig's father's house until the boy is at least 14." Probably? I'm not feeling quite comforted by "probably." How about that Grandpa? And to think I got pissed because my mom put sugar sprinkles on my kid's ice cream. What was I thinking?
"We're not talking about kids. We're talking about responsible adults."Actually, since the legislation includes elementary school, uh, yeah, we're talking about kids.